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We’re off and running. The much talked about opening number of host Jane Lynch features the Glee star in a massive pre-taped production number having her sing and dance through the stages of a slew of hit TV shows. It opens with Leonard Nimoy, who, as network president, introduces Lynch to the house of TV where all shows are housed. The part was originally taped with Alec Baldwin but was re-done after Fox cut a line about the News Corp. hacking scandal. The best bit was Lynch’s walking into a scene of AMC’s period ad agency drama Mad Men where Lynch was schooled to “go learn how to type and fire the guy who gave her that men’s haircut.” Lynch tells them that she comes from a time where women can marry each other, nodding, “Hi Becky.” “Does it mean we don’t have to sleep with men to get to to the top anymore,” wide-eyed Becky asks. “No, you still need to do that.” When Lynch suggests that where she is from people can skip commercials, ad man Dan Draper turns to her and gives her a steely look. “Youre gonna turn around and go away and we wre going to pretend that we never met you.” The number spilled into the stage with a big live finale featuring Lynch hoisted up by male dancers. “Try doing this with triple Spanx,” she said after getting down. ABC’s Modern Family is on an early roll in the supporting comedy series acting categories. First winner of the night is the show’s Julie Bowen for best supporting actress in a comedy series. A second after she thanked her TV husband, Ty Burrell, he too walked to the stage to pick up his trophy for best supporting actor in a comedy series. Burrell talked about his dad who passed away before his son got into acting, doing a job where he gets to wear makeup all the time.

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